Simeon

"And Simeon... you're just about the biggest idiot I've ever seen. Your test results suggest you have the mental aptitude of a senile earthworm, and in the part of the form where you list your experience, you seem to have drawn a picture of a gerbil giving birth to a shoe..."

- An unspecified character

Simeon was an original character appearing in The Napoleonic Wars.

Biography
Simeon was the son of the Marquis de la Foofayette, which could mean that he was born in the nobility. When he and Napoleon were applying for positions in the military, Simeon got the job, even though he had the mental aptitude of a senile earthworm. When Simeon was asked to list his experience, he drew a gerbil giving birth to a shoe. But, because he was the son of the Marquis de la Foofayette, he got the job instead of Napoleon.

At the French Revolution, Simeon was shown in a bucket on a river.

He was seen attending Napoleon and Josephine's wedding. When everyone was asked by Napoleon of who kissed his wife before, a person answered, "Yeah, you!", everyone laughed, including Simeon, which implied that Simeon could have kissed Josephine before.

When Napoleon reformed education, Simeon was placed in a class with classmates that are at his level, competing with his classmates, something Simeon isn't too happy about.

After Napoleon was exiled and Louis XVIII, the new king of France, began to party like pre-revolution in his palace, the people were confused why there are flashing lights. but when someone threw a drunk Simeon with just underpants on out of the window, the people knew they were partying again.

Appearances

 * The Napoleonic Wars (both parts)

Trivia

 * He is drawn like an idiot, and the drooling from his mouth could be a reference to the stereotypical Minecraft "Noob" skin.