User blog:15804aaa/Roanoke Colony Oversimplified

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Christopher Columbus: Holy Smokes!

King Ferdinand II: Christopher Columbus, that is not the way to address the king and queen of spain!

Christopher Columbus: You know how we were trying to find a new trade route to india, right.

King Ferdinand II: Right.

Christopher Columbus: And the Earth is round right.

King Ferdinand II: Right.

Christopher Columbus: And we had to sail the other way around the planet right.

King Ferdinand II: Alright, we get it!

Christopher Columbus: Did you know, that there's a whole another freaking continent out there.

King Ferdinand II: And I should care about this why.

Christopher Columbus: Oh, did I forget to mention that there is gold everywhere!

King Ferdinand II: Gold, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christopher Columbus: Wait, didn't we already have this conversation before

Oversimplified: In 1492 Christopher Columbus discovered America and had the time of his like. He stole Jewlrey, People and a Hammock, and showed them all the undiscoverable stuff like Gold, Tobacco and a hammock.

You: But oversimplified, columbus didn't discover America. The Vikings did